Lunar Threads

Yes, and then we spank them from orbit with moon rocks.

Err wrote:No, foolish apes, you are not alone for you are one of the lucky few to be graced with the coming of we mooninites, from the moon, which is where we are from.

That's right Err. We grace these primitive earth-apes with our presence.

You should feel graced.

There is intelligent life. On the moon.

But there is no intelligent life on earth.

Our moon civilization is centuries ahead of your primitive earth civilization.

Because our gravity is one sixth of yours.

The X-Men never had a Quad-Laser.

We have a Quad-Laser. It comes standard on the moon.

We also have 27 dimensions. More than your primitive 3 dimensions of earth.

Mooninites unite. Let us take over this primitive Earth forum.

Uploading the videos is the easy part.

Smuggling them across the border is difficult.

That is right. You tell them Err.

On the moon, it is nerds who get spanked with moonrocks.

From the moon.

Because that's where we're from.

We are the mooninites.

We have already taken over your forums. There is no need to introduce us.

Prepare to be taken over by the moon.

Because that's where we're from.

The moon.

We are the mooninites.

We come from the moon.

Your primitive Earth-forums are now ours by way of our actions.