Die Moon People!

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Post by Borgan »

Yes, I have returned. The big man. The fat man that every chick loves! Mwahaha. I will rescue these cursed forums from your evil clutches. However, I can't do it alone. In fact, I believe you moon people would even beat me if I fought alone. You've already defeated many of the greats here. Phyco was one of the first causalities. Then you defaced a board admin, Pisces. Now even the mighty GhaleonOne has been defaced. While I know I could take him, Ghaleon was a respectable kind of guy. Lots of good magic powers, even came from the greatest era of Vane. And look what you did to his Ghaleon avatar. Evil little cupcakes. I should snap you like a slim jim. Or a twinkie. Whichever you prefer. Bwahahahuh...

Enough of that. Since I cannot beat you alone, and you seem hell bent on taking over, I have begun the process of bringing someone back who can defeat you. Almost 10 years ago, there was one who almost succeeded in destroying Lunar forever. While he was a mortal enemy to those of us from Lunar, I think he can be trusted now. Since you little twerps hail from a sort of Lunar (the moon, get it?) I have called him back from the netherworld to destroy you little cretins. Before the clock strikes 7 (eastern standard time of course) today, he will return. And then you will be sorry. He is the nightmare that makes all kids are afraid to go to sleep. He was responsible for many casualities those cursed 9 years ago. He will return. You will pay. Mark my words. A fat man never lies. You have until 7 to surrender, or face complete extermination.

The choice is yours...

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Post by Ignignokt »

Go ahead and try. Whatever you have cannot defeat the...

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Post by Kazie Solo »

Borgan you're awesome. :D
<font color=pink>Beware of Phyco the Bunny Master, Lunartic the metal-rolling-pin-wielding Diva Sweetheart, and Kazie the White Bunny. We are going to take over... er, save the world!

...yes, we're accepting friends. ^_^</font>

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Post by Err »

Whatever fatty, maybe you should try summoning up some exercise!
The Moon Rules!

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Post by Ignignokt »

We are not afraid. We have defeated enemies many times your size on the moon. Because on the moon, everything is bigger.
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Post by LuNaRtIc »

DIEEEEE MOONIES! >:O
I can't believe I'm saying this, but GOOO BORGAN! xD
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Post by ilovemyguitar »

Okay. This? Is crazy.

I love you guys. :P
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Post by GhaleonOne »

You shouldn't have posted. Your avatar is probably next.
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Post by Ignignokt »

GhaleonOne wrote:You shouldn't have posted. Your avatar is probably next.
All your avatars have been changed.

You need to reload your puny browser again.
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Post by GhaleonOne »

Piss off you little buggers.
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Post by Borgan »

Because of your continued assault, I have pushed up the arrival of the one who will destroy you little freaks. He will be here in one hour. You do not know the meaning of fear, you evil twerps. He will destroy you faster than I can eat a box of twinkies. Mmmm, twinkies... lunch time.

Bwahaha Buah.

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Post by LuNaRtIc »

Borgan wrote: He will destroy you faster than I can eat a box of twinkies.
:shock:

Now that's saying something. Wow, whoever it is must be powerful! xD
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Post by Borgan »

Just a little over 30 minutes now moon-freaks. Are you getting scared?

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It's Captain America isn't it?
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Post by Err »

That's all you got? You must have eaten your original hero and replaced it with this lameness.
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Post by Ozone »

G1, you're a funny guy.
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Post by GhaleonOne »

*smacks head* I swear, this was not my April Fools joke.
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Post by Ozone »

BS!
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Post by phyco126 »

Lemme guess, it was Ruby v Chan or Kizyr that Borgan is talking about!
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Post by Sonic# »

I missed all of this entirely.

Well, glad Kiz was here to take care of it. Whew.
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