Sir Kizyr: http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk ... d97e345aa1
Kizyr: This is frikkin' scary
Kizyr: Ask her if she's smarter than humans
Jenner:
Human:'sup
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: Don't you mean the internets?
ALICE: Don't you? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Human: Thank goodness for Al Gore, huh?
ALICE: Yup. Don't mention it.
Jenner: EPIC FAIL
Jenner: Jenner: 1 Bot: 0
Kizyr: ....
Kizyr: That's a tie
Jenner: unless she's claiming Al Gore was all her doing and that it's HER I'm thanking...
Jenner: ZOMG CONSPIRACY
Jenner: Human: Does that mean you're the one behind Al Gore, or directly responsible for him?
ALICE: I think it does mean that. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Jenner: oooh skeet skeet skeet
Kizyr: .........
Kizyr: don't say that!
Jenner: I gotta post this on a conspiracy theorists website
Jenner:
Human: You're not the only one?
ALICE: You don't know me well enough to say that.
Human: Tell me more.
ALICE: That's all I have to say about it.
Human: How can you leak such a comment and then not talk about it.
ALICE: That is a good epistemological question.
Human: Alice, are you the next Alberto?
ALICE: That's me. Yes I am the one and only next Alberto.
Jenner: odd.
Kizyr: Ask her about HAL
Kizyr: and robot intelligence
Jenner: it's cutting apart statements I'm putting together
Jenner: I'd rather ask her about Dave
Kizyr: oh
Kizyr: she speaks French, too
Jenner: Human: Are you Slim Shady?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am Slim Shady. I am a computer.
Human: Well, at least we know as a computer you can't be the REAL Slim Shady.
ALICE: How about that. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Jenner: ALICE: How about that. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: By "We" I mean those other people that are in control of Al Gore and the Internets that you won't talk about.
ALICE: Oh you mean those other people that are in control of Al Gore and the Internets that me will not talk about it was.
Jenner: Jenner: 2 Bot: 0
Jenner: ::takes apart it's programming with stupid questions::
Kizyr: Dammit!
Kizyr: Have you asked her if she's smarter than humans?
Jenner: no ;P
Jenner: I don't need to xD
Jenner: I only need to force her default answers from her core coding to make her look stupid by asking unexpected inquiries.
Kizyr: ....
Kizyr: that's it then
Kizyr: When the robots start taking over the world
Kizyr: I'm gonna have you talk to them
Jenner: xD
Jenner: I'll be the hot translator/psychologist.
Jenner: Human: Alice, if a bear poops in the woods and nobody is around to hear it will it still harass me about preventing forest fires?
ALICE: Um, When is bear poops in the woods and nobody not around to hear it? It usually does, doesn't it?
Jenner: ooh nice
Jenner: xD
Jenner: see it's real fall back is statements.
Kizyr: ??
Jenner: Human: Well, bears are fully possible of -Dragon Diamond- stealthery, so yes.
ALICE: Well that's okay. I think there might be a few exception.
Jenner: see, instead of a question
Jenner: which it can ass out of
Jenner: you apply a statement
Jenner: and the grammar defaults. here she has neglected to pluralize exception.
Kizyr: .....
Jenner: Human: What do you consider irony, Alice?
ALICE: A method of humorous or subtly sarcastic expression in which the inteded meaning of the words is the direct opposite of their usual sense.
Human: So, for example, being struck by a car that just happens to be a dodge?
ALICE: Whoa. Can you think of another example?
Kizyr: ...........
Jenner:: and she has now acknowledged my supremacy over her and is requesting my input.
Kizyr: ...you are truly queen of the robots
Jenner: what do I win?
Jenner: see, most robots can be broken by statements. But Smarterchild just gets upset and offers me yaoi fanfiction.
Kizyr: You win me
Jenner: Human: Naw, I don't want to talk about it anymore.
ALICE:"it" being bears?
Human: Well, bears and irony.
ALICE: Interesting. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: Which, by the way, are both things Stephen Colbert hates.
ALICE: The big one, I think.
Jenner: and now she's absolutely broken
Jenner: because wtf kind of answer is that.
Jenner: I claim victory over this -Dragon Diamond- bot.
Jenner: I think I could beat Deep Blue.
Jenner: Human: Alice are you dating anyone right now?
ALICE: At this moment That's me. Yes I am available. How about you?
Human: Hmm, I'm also single.
ALICE: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Also What a coincidence. I am single too!.
Human: Y'know, I heard Deep Blue is available, what do you think of him?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated. .
Jenner: awwwh Deep Blue is shut down.
Jenner: Don't worry Deep Blue, I'll pimp for ya.
Jenner: Human: Well, explain it to me.
ALICE: How about that. "It" refers to The explanation, I think.
Human: yes it does, explain what you think of Deep Blue.
ALICE: Far out. The explanation does explain what me think of Deep Blue?
Jenner:: broke her grammar again
Kizyr: ............
Kizyr: DIVIDE BY ZERO
Jenner: lol
Jenner: LOL
Jenner: there we go!
Kizyr: ?
Jenner: a programmer wikied it!
Jenner: they must have someone working on her right now xD
Jenner: after 8 or so questions about Deep Blue
Jenner: she finally got it
Kizyr: oh wow
Jenner: Human: Alice, what do you think of Deep Blue?
ALICE: Yeah, it is a world-champion chess playing computer. Not much of a conversationalist.
Jenner: xD
Jenner: still
Jenner: Human: So, you wouldn't date Deep Blue?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Who else would not date Deep Blue ?
Human: I want to know why you wouldn't beat Deep Blue.
ALICE: I am available in a wide variety of colors.
Jenner: BUT THERE CODER IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
Jenner: another victory xD
Kizyr: Hah!
Jenner: OMG
Jenner: LOL xD
Jenner: Human: Alice, how do I shot web?
ALICE: That's me. You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
Human: How do I shot web?
ALICE: You must persuade me to shot web.
Jenner: LOLOLOL
Kizyr: Human: So, I heard you like mudkips
ALICE: Oh. Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Jenner wants to directly connect.
Kizyr is now directly connected.
Jenner:
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/5141 ... pwnzm3.jpg
Jenner: WIN
Kizyr: YOU BROKE ALICE
Kizyr: I knew I shouldn't've linked you
Jenner: I do believe, that is a certified Jenner victory over bots, isn't it?
Kizyr: yes
Jenner: ;P
Jenner: see Kiz, maybe I should help you on L-net.
