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- Kizyr
- Keeper of Knowledge (probationary)
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JOIN the ranks of The Chosen!
HEAR ME MORTALS!!!
An era of darkness is upon us, ushered in by the supreme Architect of Anarchy and the Master of Mayhem.
If you wish to survive the coming darkness, then join the ranks of The Chosen. Such power will be yours to wield if you but join in support.
And, Lunartic... I have an offer especially for you. Join the ranks and supreme power, eternal youth, and eternal beauty shall be yours if you but bring others into the fold of Zophar!
And, phyco... I have another offer for you. Join me as the new "Dragonmaster" to help bring about this new era. All I ask is that you support me, and quit making me furious...
Such an offer is generous to you mortals, for I could wipe this place out with a single keystroke.
ZOPHAR HAS SPOKEN! KF
An era of darkness is upon us, ushered in by the supreme Architect of Anarchy and the Master of Mayhem.
If you wish to survive the coming darkness, then join the ranks of The Chosen. Such power will be yours to wield if you but join in support.
And, Lunartic... I have an offer especially for you. Join the ranks and supreme power, eternal youth, and eternal beauty shall be yours if you but bring others into the fold of Zophar!
And, phyco... I have another offer for you. Join me as the new "Dragonmaster" to help bring about this new era. All I ask is that you support me, and quit making me furious...
Such an offer is generous to you mortals, for I could wipe this place out with a single keystroke.
ZOPHAR HAS SPOKEN! KF
~Kizyr (they|them)
- phyco126
- Dragonmaster
- Posts: 8136
- Joined: Fri Dec 27, 2002 3:06 am
- Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA
You are quite a generous God, but you see, all this making you furious has made my typing hands quite cramped. 300!!!!
LuNaRtIc, I'll make you a better offer. Join me and my 299 men, and you shall have all the Nalls in the world and then some!!!
LuNaRtIc, I'll make you a better offer. Join me and my 299 men, and you shall have all the Nalls in the world and then some!!!
- "Sometimes life smiles when it kicks you down. The trick is to smile back."
- Angelalex242
- Legendary Hero
- Posts: 1308
- Joined: Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:38 pm
- Location: Lucia's Fortress
- DezoPenguin
- Red Dragon Priest
- Posts: 249
- Joined: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:39 am
- Location: Maine
I'd join The Chosen, but I already work for a vastly more evil and diabolical organization dedicated to spreading chaos and despair...namely, the state bar association.
*rimshot*
Plus, with my annual fees due this month, I wouldn't be able to pony up the donations required to get on the False Althena's good side!
*rimshot*
Plus, with my annual fees due this month, I wouldn't be able to pony up the donations required to get on the False Althena's good side!
- Dark_Fairy
- White Dragon Knight
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- Sonic#
- Pao Tribe Chieftain
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As the representative for Dark Force and the Profound Darkness, we applaud your efforts at seizing this glorious territory. A millennium has passed; we must press our advantage while the traitor to villainy is away, that snivelling turncoat of sappy remorse and cliche redemption.
We give you the services of this agent as a Chosen.
We give you the services of this agent as a Chosen.
Voldemort! How's the old Dark Lord doing?I've got you know who on my side!
Sonic#
"Than seyde Merlion, "Whethir lyke ye bettir the swerde othir the scawberde?" "I lyke bettir the swerde," seyde Arthure. "Ye ar the more unwyse, for the scawberde ys worth ten of the swerde; for whyles ye have the scawberde uppon you, ye shall lose no blood, be ye never so sore wounded. Therefore kepe well the scawberde allweyes with you." --- Le Morte Darthur, Sir Thomas Malory
"Just as you touch the energy of every life form you meet, so, too, will will their energy strengthen you. Fail to live up to your potential, and you will never win. " --- The Old Man at the End of Time
"Than seyde Merlion, "Whethir lyke ye bettir the swerde othir the scawberde?" "I lyke bettir the swerde," seyde Arthure. "Ye ar the more unwyse, for the scawberde ys worth ten of the swerde; for whyles ye have the scawberde uppon you, ye shall lose no blood, be ye never so sore wounded. Therefore kepe well the scawberde allweyes with you." --- Le Morte Darthur, Sir Thomas Malory
"Just as you touch the energy of every life form you meet, so, too, will will their energy strengthen you. Fail to live up to your potential, and you will never win. " --- The Old Man at the End of Time
- ilovemyguitar
- Legendary Hero
- Posts: 1309
- Joined: Sun May 01, 2005 12:00 am
ilovemyguitar wrote:Kiz, can I be your False Althena? *bats eyelashes*
Those two quotes remind me why I love this place xDwerefrog wrote: Lunar-Net... miss a little, miss a lot.
Sooooo, what's in it for me?
"'There are no atheists in foxholes' isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes." - James Morrow
"I'll hit your head with the thunder clap, you're seeing Horus"
"I'll hit your head with the thunder clap, you're seeing Horus"
- phyco126
- Dragonmaster
- Posts: 8136
- Joined: Fri Dec 27, 2002 3:06 am
- Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA
When my 300 men and I fall, you will then have to face an army of 10,000 free Lunar-nettians, backed by 30,000 Lunar Fans! You will tremble before them, as you know the damage 300 of us can do, so imagine what 10,000 of us and 30,000 fellow Lunar Fans can do!!!!!Fairy in Tights wrote:Very well then. You seal your own fates. KF
Pfft, please. I'm like, the only Dragonmaster that's fighting the evil that is Kizyr! I can see it now, after G1 comes back and we fight and I cut his hand off, Kiz will launch his uber lightening-ban at me, and G1 will pick Kiz up and throw him over the edge of an endless pit and will die in the process, but will also be redeemed because of it. Yes.Zophar wrote:I appreciate being given a chance to join the Chosen... but I'm going to have to decline. Besides, we need someone to start a resistance against the real Zophar. Or at least we need someone to help out anyone who starts something like that.
- "Sometimes life smiles when it kicks you down. The trick is to smile back."
Good thing I'm here to help reign darkness and chaos throughout the world of Lunar!
I found my old siggie! MUAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!
~~~
Sir Kizyr: ::high-pitched voice:: Ohh lookit me, I'm a cute li'l elf!
MiaAusa: Oh wait! NO I GET IT.
MiaAusa: It's him finally fessing up the the fact that HE IS a cut li'l elf. :d
MiaAusa: Hey, chance" NO I GET IT" to "NOW I GET IT"
MiaAusa: change**
MiaAusa: I'm mad with grammar today
MiaAusa: bad**
I'm mad with grammar too.
~~~
Sir Kizyr: Here's a lovely song about my favorite food
Sir Kizyr: Lima, lento, soy, and pinto ~ Navy, northern, and garbanzo! ~ Kidneys and frijoles negros
Sir Kizyr: I love beans, I love beans, woo woo woo! ~ How 'bout you? ~ High in fiber ~ Low in fat ~ Hey, I betcha didn't know that
Sir Kizyr: When I eat beans, I sit in my little cloud, I don't know why ~ maybe 'cause I'm cuttin' muffins ~~ Because....
Sir Kizyr: I love beans! Hey hey hey! ~ I love beans everyday! ~ Beans are an excellent source of protein ~ I love beans!
Sir Kizyr: Diggydoo!
~~~
~~~
Sir Kizyr: ::high-pitched voice:: Ohh lookit me, I'm a cute li'l elf!
MiaAusa: Oh wait! NO I GET IT.
MiaAusa: It's him finally fessing up the the fact that HE IS a cut li'l elf. :d
MiaAusa: Hey, chance" NO I GET IT" to "NOW I GET IT"
MiaAusa: change**
MiaAusa: I'm mad with grammar today
MiaAusa: bad**
I'm mad with grammar too.
~~~
Sir Kizyr: Here's a lovely song about my favorite food
Sir Kizyr: Lima, lento, soy, and pinto ~ Navy, northern, and garbanzo! ~ Kidneys and frijoles negros
Sir Kizyr: I love beans, I love beans, woo woo woo! ~ How 'bout you? ~ High in fiber ~ Low in fat ~ Hey, I betcha didn't know that
Sir Kizyr: When I eat beans, I sit in my little cloud, I don't know why ~ maybe 'cause I'm cuttin' muffins ~~ Because....
Sir Kizyr: I love beans! Hey hey hey! ~ I love beans everyday! ~ Beans are an excellent source of protein ~ I love beans!
Sir Kizyr: Diggydoo!
~~~
- Angelalex242
- Legendary Hero
- Posts: 1308
- Joined: Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:38 pm
- Location: Lucia's Fortress
- Kizyr
- Keeper of Knowledge (probationary)
- Posts: 8320
- Joined: Wed Dec 25, 2002 7:36 am
- Location: Marius Zone
- Contact:
Excellent...
Dark_Fairy, Sonic#, NallOne... Welcome to The Chosen. You shall survive.
The offer of eternal youth and beauty I now give to LuciaOne.
Let this be a lesson: join me and power shall be yours! But oppose me, and your end will be inevitable. Muah hah hah hah...
Where's your G1 now, hm? I don't see him here to oppose me!
That's right... he's abandoned you. Abandon all hope; my reign is absolute! KF
Dark_Fairy, Sonic#, NallOne... Welcome to The Chosen. You shall survive.
As LunarTic appears to have neglected my offer, there is no point in asking her any longer.LuciaOne wrote:Good thing I'm here to help reign darkness and chaos throughout the world of Lunar!
The offer of eternal youth and beauty I now give to LuciaOne.
Let this be a lesson: join me and power shall be yours! But oppose me, and your end will be inevitable. Muah hah hah hah...
Hah. A completely implausible scenario.phyco126 wrote:Pfft, please. I'm like, the only Dragonmaster that's fighting the evil that is Kizyr! I can see it now, after G1 comes back and we fight and I cut his hand off, Kiz will launch his uber lightening-ban at me, and G1 will pick Kiz up and throw him over the edge of an endless pit and will die in the process, but will also be redeemed because of it. Yes.
Where's your G1 now, hm? I don't see him here to oppose me!
That's right... he's abandoned you. Abandon all hope; my reign is absolute! KF
~Kizyr (they|them)
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