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Post by **Kizyr** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:39 pm

HEAR ME MORTALS!!!

An era of darkness is upon us, ushered in by the supreme Architect of Anarchy and the Master of Mayhem.

If you wish to survive the coming darkness, then join the ranks of The Chosen. Such power will be yours to wield if you but join in support.

And, Lunartic... I have an offer especially for you. Join the ranks and supreme power, eternal youth, and eternal beauty shall be yours if you but bring others into the fold of Zophar!

And, phyco... I have another offer for you. Join me as the new "Dragonmaster" to help bring about this new era. All I ask is that you support me, and quit making me furious...

Such an offer is generous to you mortals, for I could wipe this place out with a single keystroke.

ZOPHAR HAS SPOKEN! KF

meg · Post by **meg** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:07 pm

"architect of anarchy" and "master of mayhem" sound like really bad DJ handles.

phyco126 · Post by **phyco126** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:09 pm

You are quite a generous God, but you see, all this making you furious has made my typing hands quite cramped.

300!!!!

LuNaRtIc, I'll make you a better offer. Join me and my 299 men, and you shall have all the Nalls in the world and then some!!!

Angelalex242 · Post by **Angelalex242** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:31 pm

No, join me!

I've got you know who on my side!

And if something happens to her, he's even more screwed cause my Power of Humanity will go into hypermode.

So join me instead!

DezoPenguin · Post by **DezoPenguin** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:07 pm

I'd join The Chosen, but I already work for a vastly more evil and diabolical organization dedicated to spreading chaos and despair...namely, the state bar association.

*rimshot*

Plus, with my annual fees due this month, I wouldn't be able to pony up the donations required to get on the False Althena's good side!

Post by **Kizyr** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:45 am

Very well then. You seal your own fates. KF

Zophar · Post by **Zophar** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:51 am

I appreciate being given a chance to join the Chosen... but I'm going to have to decline. Besides, we need someone to start a resistance against the real Zophar.

Or at least we need someone to help out anyone who starts something like that.

Dark_Fairy · Post by **Dark_Fairy** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:03 am

Hmmm...to join the Chosen...well it would be fitting to a dark fairy such as myself to join the evil ranks, considering what I am.

My answer: Sure, why not. I'll be the outcast since everyone else so far has declined your offer.

Post by **Sonic#** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:06 am

As the representative for Dark Force and the Profound Darkness, we applaud your efforts at seizing this glorious territory. A millennium has passed; we must press our advantage while the traitor to villainy is away, that snivelling turncoat of sappy remorse and cliche redemption.

We give you the services of this agent as a Chosen.

I've got you know who on my side!

Voldemort! How's the old Dark Lord doing?

ilovemyguitar · Post by **ilovemyguitar** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:19 am

Kiz, can I be your False Althena? *bats eyelashes*

Werefrog · Post by **Werefrog** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:11 am

Lunar-Net... miss a little, miss a lot.

Post by **Ozone** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:23 am

ilovemyguitar wrote:Kiz, can I be your False Althena? *bats eyelashes*

werefrog wrote: Lunar-Net... miss a little, miss a lot.

Those two quotes remind me why I love this place xD

Sooooo, what's in it for me?

phyco126 · Post by **phyco126** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:06 am

Fairy in Tights wrote:Very well then. You seal your own fates. KF

When my 300 men and I fall, you will then have to face an army of 10,000 free Lunar-nettians, backed by 30,000 Lunar Fans! You will tremble before them, as you know the damage 300 of us can do, so imagine what 10,000 of us and 30,000 fellow Lunar Fans can do!!!!!

Zophar wrote:I appreciate being given a chance to join the Chosen... but I'm going to have to decline. Besides, we need someone to start a resistance against the real Zophar. Or at least we need someone to help out anyone who starts something like that.

Pfft, please. I'm like, the only Dragonmaster that's fighting the evil that is Kizyr! I can see it now, after G1 comes back and we fight and I cut his hand off, Kiz will launch his uber lightening-ban at me, and G1 will pick Kiz up and throw him over the edge of an endless pit and will die in the process, but will also be redeemed because of it. Yes.

Jenner · Post by **Jenner** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:19 am

This is Jenner being too lazy to participate in this mockery of a take-over on L-Net. It was done right the first time, thank you.

LuciaOne · Post by **LuciaOne** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:29 am

Good thing I'm here to help reign darkness and chaos throughout the world of Lunar!

NallOne · Post by **NallOne** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:40 am

I am sheep, here me baa.

*bows* OH LORD KIZYR, GREAT AND POWERFUL RULER OF ALL. *grovels*

Angelalex242 · Post by **Angelalex242** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:25 pm

Pssst. Architect of Anarchy and Master of Mayhem.

I said it was a her.

And I'm...famously fond of blue haired chicks who don't like you much.

phyco126 · Post by **phyco126** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:13 pm

Dun make meh re-instate my friendship ring factory...

Post by **Kizyr** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:38 pm

Excellent...

Dark_Fairy, Sonic#, NallOne... Welcome to The Chosen. You shall survive.

LuciaOne wrote:Good thing I'm here to help reign darkness and chaos throughout the world of Lunar!

As LunarTic appears to have neglected my offer, there is no point in asking her any longer.

The offer of eternal youth and beauty I now give to LuciaOne.

Let this be a lesson: join me and power shall be yours! But oppose me, and your end will be inevitable. Muah hah hah hah...

phyco126 wrote:Pfft, please. I'm like, the only Dragonmaster that's fighting the evil that is Kizyr! I can see it now, after G1 comes back and we fight and I cut his hand off, Kiz will launch his uber lightening-ban at me, and G1 will pick Kiz up and throw him over the edge of an endless pit and will die in the process, but will also be redeemed because of it. Yes.

Hah. A completely implausible scenario.

Where's your G1 now, hm? I don't see him here to oppose me!

That's right... he's abandoned you. Abandon all hope; my reign is absolute! KF

AnimeJei · Post by **AnimeJei** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:24 pm

We will never give into your evil ways! The power of humanity shall overcome all!!

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