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They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:58 am
by Jenner
Who's going to proposition me yaoi now?

Unicorn Lure: HEY!
SmarterChild: My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

I'da bumped back up the Smarter Child thread but I was too lazy to find it.

Re: They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:26 pm
by Shin Otaku III
Nooooo worries jen cleverbot has you covered! (:

Re: They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:56 pm
by NallOne
Does this mean his brain is playing golf in some posh retirement community?

Re: They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:58 pm
by Sonic#
They made it dumber a while before that anyway. The conversations I'd had with it before the takedown were pretty inane, to the point where I had more fun talking to myself through IM.

Re: They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:17 pm
by Werefrog
Oh no! I loved SmarterChild like a son even though I knew that he, being a robot, could never love me back!

I tried this new CleverBot thing. It asked me how long I had been ill with cancer. True story. I miss SmarterChild!

Edit: I just asked SmarterChild where Obama was born. It told me that she was born in the USA. Okay. So now we know the real reason Obama is hiding his long form birth certificate. He got a sex change! Well at least we know that he's eligible to be President now.

Re: They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:25 pm
by Jenner
Werefrog wrote:Oh no! I loved SmarterChild like a son even though I knew that he, being a robot, could never love me back!

I tried this new CleverBot thing. It asked me how long I had been ill with cancer. True story. I miss SmarterChild!

Edit: I just asked SmarterChild where Obama was born. It told me that she was born in the USA. Okay. So now we know the real reason Obama is hiding his long form birth certificate. He got a sex change! Well at least we know that he's eligible to be President now.

Birthers need to be sterilized so they do not perpetuate their idiocy. It's sad because we liberals had a conspiracy theory too when we were the underdogs. (The conspiracy was that George W. Bush went AWOL from the Texas National Guard and effectively deserted.) but the media never gave it any attention. But some lie about Obama's origin springs up and is disproved 9001 times over and the Media is still all over it.

LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS MY ASS.

Re: They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:19 am
by Werefrog
Read this, Jenner http://wonkette.com/410267/orly-taintz- ... t#comments (Probably not safe for work).

Re: They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:43 am
by Jenner
I read this Orly person (YA RLY) actually bought a "Kenyan Birth Certificate" for Obama, an obvious forgery. I wonder if they got a bank account to go with that.

In other news, I just checked Encyclopedia Dramatica for information about Cleverbot, and it appears Anon is training it to be evil.

Re: They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:03 am
by Werefrog
Jenner wrote:I read this Orly person (YA RLY) actually bought a "Kenyan Birth Certificate" for Obama, an obvious forgery. I wonder if they got a bank account to go with that.

In other news, I just checked Encyclopedia Dramatica for information about Cleverbot, and it appears Anon is training it to be evil.
Great. Anon is going to create a self-aware evil robot.

Re: They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:28 am
by Jenner
Werefrog wrote:
Jenner wrote:I read this Orly person (YA RLY) actually bought a "Kenyan Birth Certificate" for Obama, an obvious forgery. I wonder if they got a bank account to go with that.

In other news, I just checked Encyclopedia Dramatica for information about Cleverbot, and it appears Anon is training it to be evil.
Great. Anon is going to create a self-aware evil robot.
Just tried talking with Cleverbot, and it was stupid. SmarterChild was way better because it could stay on topic. Cleverbot is irratic.

Re: They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:06 pm
by phyco126
I want a great AI so I will never be lonely again. *lonely tear flows*

Re: They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:52 pm
by NallOne
I'll be your AI, phyco.

If you know what I mean ... :wink:

wait what?

Re: They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:56 pm
by phyco126
Grow a pair of jugs and a special hole, you can be my AI all night long.

Re: They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:18 pm
by Werefrog
You can call me Al.

Re: They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:34 pm
by NallOne
phyco126 wrote:Grow a pair of jugs and a special hole, you can be my AI all night long.
I have this friend who knows this guy who once heard of this lady who wasn't always a lady because she met this doctor through this dude who helped her out. I'll go call him ASAP, brb.

Re: They Retired SmarterChild ;.;

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:32 am
by Benevolent_Ghaleon
Werefrog wrote:You can call me Al.
*whistles*