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Quickly, I need everyones help! I need the most cliche RPG ideas that you can think of. Reason being, I'm designing an RPG now that makes fun of the generic over used ideas that go mostly into RPGs these days. So what I need is what makes a good RPG cliche?
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remake ff8 if your game aim to maximise eye rolling. lol.

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Have you checked the list?

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DevNall wrote:Have you checked the list?
I completely forgot about this list! It's perfect simply because I can just take every step towards including everything on the list into the game.

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Grey Fox wrote:
DevNall wrote:Have you checked the list?
I completely forgot about this list! It's perfect simply because I can just take every step towards including everything on the list into the game.

Danke!
I particularly like all the Lunar-named ones {^^}.

But, that list in particular is really good. They did a great job of using information from many different RPG series. KF
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Yeah, I think I'm going to use a good 80% of the list such as the old "Everyone loves the hero, hero comes from a small town, heroes are all really really young" sort of over used cliches and poke fun at them.
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I love that list. One of my favorites is the old man one.

The hero will be a young pre-teen or young teenager, and most experienced die hard soldiers who have fought in many wars are only 19, considered washed up old men, and step aside gladely for the younger generation. (I regergitated that in my own words.)
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Phyco, that reminds me of this scene from <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjb5hyByJbs>Scrubs</a>.

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Werefrog wrote:Phyco, that reminds me of this scene from Scrubs.
OT, but... a lot of other people here watch Scrubs?

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I watch Scrubs. :)

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Wow, I feel like a dork (which I admittedly am) for knowing all but one of the references o_O
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DevNall wrote:
Werefrog wrote:Phyco, that reminds me of this scene from Scrubs.
OT, but... a lot of other people here watch Scrubs?
I don't know. There was a poster (can't remember the name) a while back who used a pic of Dr. Cox as his/her avatar. I love the show myself.

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I would love to watch scrubs, I love comedy, but eh, I just can't be bothered to remember when it comes on, especially when I have other things to do.
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It probably doesn't help that NBC changed its timeslot over 7 times in the show's history.

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Post by Royce »

:P I love that list.

I've only seen scrubs a few times. I liked the little I saw though.

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Omg, I love scrubs :P Well I have normal tv, no cable or anything so it is on channel 13 (NBC) at like 11:00pm on weekdays. Otherwise if i go to a friends house I will watch it there. Oooo, I think I have seen this list before, I only checked it a bit, a quick glance. But I will go over it too see what ones I know.
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Post by Boris Moskovitz »

DevNall wrote:Have you checked the list?
Haha. I remember that.

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The early parts of the list are extremely funny, with things like "No! My beloved peasant village!"

However, we can easily see that as the list goes on, it gets nerdier... and just plain unfunny.
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